Update: Funds Acquired!
My faithful laptop has subtly hinted that I need to prioritize replacing it, first by closing every Word File within a few minutes of opening them, then by presenting me with this
for the better part of an hour, before springing this delight surprise
Thus the James Needs a New Laptop or He Will Composing and Posting Reviews on His Phone Fundraiser! I did that for about six months in 2015 and it was not fun.
The laptop I am considering is about a thousand dollars, Canadian. If people would like to commission reviews or even just donate via the PayPal button, it would be enormously appreciated.