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- Authors may not buy reviews of their own books; nor may their family members, publishers or agents. This is for two reasons: Yog’s Law and also the possibility that a confused minority might expect if they pay me to read their book they are then entitled to a positive review.
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- I have the right to decline any book; this is not to be taken as a negative comment on the author or book.
- Generally, I am not willing to review any book where I would not then allow the author right of reply. I think writers commenting on reviews can go south pretty precipitously but I leave it to their judgement.
NOTE: I reserve the right to break my own rules — except for #2 because, wow, can authors buying reviews go horribly wrong fast.
1: Unless the book in question is The Number of the Beast, in which case the price is $1,000. The Pursuit of the Pankera counts as The Number of the Beast.
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