To the Promised Land
If Found, Return to Hell
By Em X. Liu

7 Jul, 2023
Doing the WFC's Homework
Em X. Liu’s 2023 If Found, Return to Hell is a stand-alone modern fantasy novella.
One Wizard (a company, not a person) has a passionate commitment to the right of every person to sign binding contracts with One Wizard and for customers to provide One Wizard with subscription fees. The company’s passion for delivering services in exchange for said fees is more muted but in principle, the company is not opposed to the idea, provided the end result is more profit.
Working in One Wizard’s phone center, journeyman Wen Mingyan is sufficiently bored that the journeyman finds a plausible excuse for Wen and close friend Nathaniel Feng to visit a caller in person. This proves an effective cure for boredom.